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decoding glitchedcat
GCAT.SYS --% [ LOAD ]
GlitchedCat — (Not Responding)
GlitchedCat
3%
$GCAT — signal not clearing
01 — readme.txt
$ decode glitchedcat.stream > ERR: frame corrupt — rendering anyway $GCAT is a cat stuck mid-render. The signal never clears. The picture never settles. It has been glitching since before you got here. It will still be glitching after you leave. No roadmap. No utility. No clean frame. The bar only goes up — it never resolves. That is the entire project.
02 — install
  1. [1] get a wallet on Robinhood Chain
  2. [2] fund it
  3. [3] hit [ LOAD $GCAT ] below, or paste the contract into your DEX
  4. [4] wait for the 100%. it will not arrive. you're in.
03 — tokenomics.json
$ cat tokenomics.json { "supply" : "1,000,000,000", "tax" : "1% / 1%", "lp" : "burned", "team" : "0%", "status" : "-- // never 200" }
04 — contract
CA: 0xa95717d963837f35ddba507b7094e86871f0c863
robinhood chain · launched on Pons · verify before you load
05 — faq
> is it going to 100%?
no. the frame never settles.
> is the glitch a bug?
the glitch is the cat.
> wen clean render?
never. that's the point.
> what's the utility?
the cat. what's left of it.
> is this financial advice?
it's a cat that won't stop glitching.
06 — connect
X / TWITTER